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New York Penis Cakes

You're celebrating! Whether it's a bachelorette party, birthday party, divorce party or coming out party - only a penis cake will do. Instead of calling the bakery on the corner to ask for a dick cake, pick your penis cake online, customize it and have it delivered directly to you with our one-click order process. And, it's baked fresh locally so besides looking good it'll actually taste good, too.

Penis Cupcakes

Positively adorable penis cupcakes. Keep it PG rated with a dozen of our penis cupcakes. Each is a jumbo cupcake approximately 3" in diameter with buttercream frosting, topped with a miniature replica penis. Enjoy the little things in life!

  • Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" mini dicks
  • Choose your favorite flavor of cake
  • Serves 12 people
  • Requires 24 hours notice

3D Penis Cake

Get ready to deep throat this true dick cake. This is a traditional 9" round cake with classic buttercream frosting and a big fondant penis erected on top. The manhood is approximately seven inches tall.

  • Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" penis
  • Choose your favorite flavor of cake
  • Serves 12-15 people
  • Requires 24 hours notice

Sculpted Cake

Carefully massaged into the perfect penis shape, our sculpted exotic cake measures approximately 15" long (life-sized, right?) and approximately 11" wide at the base. Decorative fondant covers classic buttercream frosting.

  • Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" penis
  • Choose your favorite flavor of cake
  • Serves 15-20 people
  • Requires 48 hours notice
Penis Cake Client Comments

"The dick cake was awesome and easy to order. Saved me the embarrassment of calling bakeries!" - Kaylie, Manhattan

Penis Cake Client Comments
Penis Cake Client Comments

"The cake was a HUGE HIT. It was exactly what we (her bridesmaids) wanted to get her and even tasted great too!" - Rachel, Brooklyn

Penis Cake Client Comments
Penis Cake Client Comments

"Saved me so much time having to call around and find a place. Delivered right on time and super easy to order. Thank you!" - Caroline, Queens

Penis Cake Client Comments



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