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419 Lafayette St
New York, NY, 10003
United States

Order & customize penis cakes online for delivery within the New York area. Choose from penis cupcakes, a 3D penis cake or a sculpted penis cake.

New York Penis Cakes

You're celebrating! Whether it's a bachelorette party, birthday party, divorce party or coming out party - only a penis cake will do. Instead of calling the bakery on the corner to ask for a dick cake, pick your penis cake online, customize it and have it delivered directly to you with our one-click order process. And, it's baked fresh locally so besides looking good it'll actually taste good, too. Check out our reviews on Yelp!

12 Penis Cupcakes
from 99.00

Positively adorable penis cupcakes. Keep it PG rated with a dozen of our penis cupcakes. Each is a jumbo cupcake approximately 3" in diameter with buttercream frosting, topped with a miniature replica penis. Enjoy the little things in life!

  • Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" mini dicks
  • Choose your favorite flavor of cake
  • Serves 12 people
  • Requires 24 hours notice
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3D Penis Cake
from 119.00

Get ready to deep throat this true dick cake. This is a traditional 9" round cake with classic buttercream frosting and a big fondant penis erected on top. The manhood is approximately seven inches tall.

  • Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" penis
  • Choose your favorite flavor of cake
  • Serves 12-15 people
  • Requires 24 hours notice
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Sculpted Cake
from 139.00

Carefully massaged into the perfect penis shape, our sculpted exotic cake measures approximately 15" long (life-sized, right?) and approximately 11" wide at the base. Decorative fondant covers classic buttercream frosting.

  • Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" penis
  • Choose your favorite flavor of cake
  • Serves 15-20 people
  • Requires 48 hours notice
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The dick cake was awesome and easy to order. Saved me the embarrassment of calling bakeries!
— Kaylie, Manhattan
Saved me so much time having to call around and find a place. Delivered right on time and super easy to order. Thank you!
— Caroline, Queens
The cake was a HUGE HIT. It was exactly what we (her bridesmaids) wanted to get her and even tasted great too!”
— Rachel, Brooklyn