You're Celebrating!

Whether it's a bachelorette party, birthday party, divorce party or coming out party - only a penis cake will do. Instead of calling the bakery on the corner to ask for a dick cake, pick your penis cake online, customize it and have it delivered directly to you with our one-click order process. And, it's baked fresh locally so besides looking good it'll actually taste good, too. 

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If you're nervous about biting into a real 3D penis, why not try out our 'starter' iced penis sugar cookies? You can take it in just 3 bites -- we tested it!

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Price includes Shipping throughout the US.

• Choose from light, medium or dark "skinned" penis

• 12 Cookies per order

• Requires 5 days notice